Private Eye and PureSwank are damn awesome. I know he is in Canada but because the buyer is an American, I am sure the Canadian government wouldn't mind letting the FBI get involved. That or Interpol. I would love to see the look on this ugly motherf*ckers face when his door is being kicked down by Federal agents.
Look at the bright side. No matter what happens, he has to live with being the ugliest person that has been put on this planet. Proof that God has a sense of humor.