i thought i was having a rough morning dropping my medium done sunny side ups onto my stove and egg yoke dripping into the range.
i was about to yell "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!" but then remembered i have 2 kids upstairs and that would probably not be a logical thing to say.
then i walk outside the f-king garbage pickup buttface overturned my garbage taffyapple bin with crap still inside while lifting the recycle bin using the truck's arms. there's a reason why i have like 2 ft between the bins you f-king moron!
so i was very upset, i started QD'ing my fit.