Originally Posted by onzedge

Do you know how you can make those noises that sound like passing gas/bowel movements by putting your mouth against your arm and blowing? The next time you travel on a plane, make your way to the lavatory (first class one is best).

Once there, start making those sounds as loud as possible, and in between each burst, say things like "holy mother of God", "sweet baby Jesus". "ahhhhhh", "help me, Kenchan", etc.

When you leave and are strolling down the aisle, make sure you have a satisfied look on your face and maybe even give the first person who makes eye-contact with you the thumbs up.

It's fun!!!