My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.
Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!
Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.
Nice pants. What's the drop rate?
Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?
Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?
"I'm rich."
The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.
Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?