Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

You work in "corrections" ? If the broad looks anything like the female officers on those TV shows like Lock Up, she probably looks like 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack as my granddaddy used to say. Tell her that's what her uniform looks like from behind.
Of course she will probably then file a federal case about your harassment, or give you a beatdown so maybe you should just ignore her....