Some goodies:
My AeroCatch hood pins (!) and the previously mentioned 'Ultra Cheap Catch Cans'.
As I suspected, the tubing (blue tinted vinyl, FFS) and hardware (cheapest you could think of) are awful. The bracketry is... pathetic.
All that said, I wanted an aluminum cylinder with two barbed nipples for me to put PCV hoses on and that's what they are.
I'm going to add my own additions to make them true Air/Oil separators.
Total cost will be around $65.