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Doctor comes into the patient's room. "I have some good news, and some bad news."
The patient goes, "What's the good news?"
The doctor responds, "Your penis will be two inches longer and one inch wider."
The patient says "That's great! But what's the bad news?"
The doctor simply says, "Malignant."
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