you: You work for Fedex Right?
Girl: No why?
you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured....
I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.
talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:
Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.
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Where are my aluminum pedals? 
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