Originally Posted by dmhenderson

Fun quotes from my girlfriend:

/Randy drops the hammer and I follow suit
Her: "Oh God, we're going to die"
Me: "Nah, we'll probably just be horribly maimed."

"I want my dog. This is terrible"

"I want to go skydiving and this is scarier than that"

Her: "WHAT IF THERE ARE ANIMALS"
Me: "They probably won't see us coming until it's much too late"

"OH GOD YOU ALL DRIVE LIKE THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"

"My arm hurts from grabbing the door"

"Stop randomly saying RACECAR. SHUT UP"