Originally Posted by happytheman

Most outlandish request eva:

Walked up to my local grocer and a couple of the stockboys were out front. One of them began speaking. "Excuse me sir, but if I should happen to catch you on one of my breaks, would you ever let me drive your car"?

I said "Are you serious? My wife has only driven it once"!

The kid was all:

Well anyways, they paid me a "your car is beautiful" compliment.