hey so my kid comes home with what he called spring eggs. i was thinking springrolls like eggrolls.

so i told him to bring me some for a quick snack.
then he pulls out easter eggs.

im like those are easter eggs, not spring eggs. he says no, they are "spring eggs!"
wtf... im telling you, if a kid (we are not a religious family) can't even go to school and call these painted eggs easter eggs, sorry but that is just f-ed up.