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Originally Posted by Rusty
I'm 57 this month. Couple years back. Told the wife. Midlife crisis! Mistress or sports car. Your choice. 
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Originally Posted by axmea?
Some wives might bite when that's thrown out there and you'll hear them say "Go get the mistress and I'll go for the pool boy".
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I would tell her. Get 2 pool boys. This way I can both the sports car AND the mistress.