Last night another complete f'ing idiot in a Mazda cut me off, sped off on a busy 40 mph road and then had to brake hard before the red light just a block down the road.
Here's a very good one from late last year. On Christmas eve night 2012, I was heading down 680 southbound in the fast lane when I noticed headlights quickly approaching in my rear view mirror. Thinking it was a cop, I slowed down to the speed limit. As the car rides my a$$, I realize that it's a BMW. So I move over to the right and the guy guns it. As he passes, I see that it's an E46 M3 and decide to downshift, move back over to the fast lane and then ride his a$$.
Now here's the funny part, I can hear his fart-can exhaust vibrating really loud and then next I know there are sparks flying from under his car. I slow down to create distance and move over to the right when sh!t starts flying out from under his car, metal, plastic, etc. Some chunks of plastic ended up bouncing off the front of my car but luckily did no damage (black scuffs buffed right off). My guess is that the screws came loose from his exhaust or it fell off it's hangers somewhere before the mufflers and got dragged along the freeway.
Because I was pissed off from his car parts bouncing off my car, I pulled up next to his passenger side and gave him a thumbs down and head shake. He then proceeding to the next exit.
