If you want something random you could always try...
You: Hello ma'am may I feel your bre*st?
Her: Uh no, WHY?!
You: Because ma'am, I work at the American Breast Cancer Research Society and I am tasked with doing research between the relation to bre*st firmness and Bre*st Cancer.
Her: And you need to feel MINE because...??
You: Because it's clinically proven that doing continuous self checks means you have a much higher chance of finding a lump before it becomes cancerous. I'm trying to see if it is easier to find a lump in softer bre*sts than firm ones due to the tightness of the muscle tissue which might hinder you from finding a lump.
Her: Wow, I never thought about it like that before... Ok, should we go to the bathroom?
You: Wherever you feel comfortable ma'am...
(Then In The Bathroom, during your 'exam')
Her: Uhhh... What's the camera for...??
<CLICK>
You: ...Run LOL
I know it has no real point, but this is how bored I am at work lol.
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Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall!
R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14
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