Originally Posted by StLRedrider

nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes up to where i was working. she had just taken a shower in old person perfume. i had really had bad swamp asss and i was doing everything i possible could to squeeze my asscheeks together but oooooooooop's one gotta away and it was bad, the whole thing was, she never budged or showed any sign of getting blasted by what ever crawled up in me and died, dude i almost lost it