Originally Posted by onzedge

I remember this time a few years back when I was coming home from the airport very late at night. I was hungry and did not think I had anything in the house, so I stopped at a Safeway (grocery store). It was probably after midnight.

Anyway, I picked up some frozen dinner or something and I went and got in the only available line to check out. I was half dazed as i stood in line and my gaze fell upon the peopel in front of me and the stuff they had on the conveyor belt. They were a seemingly nice couple, but there was only three things they were purcahsing. A gallon sized bottle of Wesson Oil, A 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo and a tube of "personal" lubricant.

They caught me looking at their stuff and smiling to myself as I pondered their plans for the evening. All I could do was say "have a good night" to them.