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Originally Posted by The1michael
 I laughed so hard in the middle of our office at work. Yeah ive done things like that, I always try to play it off cool tho  .
Thought of a good one for you: There I was getting gas on my military post while everyone was getting out for a 4 day weekend (so everyone and their mother was at the gas station). The guy at the pump behind me was sooo far forward, for whatever reason, in front of the pump causing me to park really far forward at my pump. The gas line reached but it was taut and I began pumping my gas. Then, as I religiously do, continued to clean off my windshield while it was pumping. I look back...... No gas pump in my car, instead it is spraying gas EVERYWHERE at a rate of what looks like 100 gallons a second. Pride hurt worse than the gas on the car.  |
Yeah, I was filling up one night after work, and the gas pump I was at didn't click off after it filled the tank. (Or, as we Z owners are accustomed to, "when all the lights are lit on the fuel gauge except the last one or two.") Gas went all over my car and all over my pants and shoes. Not really Z specific, as that could happen to anyone with any car, but it still makes you feel like a tool. Had to go to the car wash down the street and blast my car and my shoes with the pressure washer in 20 degree weather. That'll wake you up.
Note to self: "Avoid pump 8 at the Hess station." I've never used that pump since.