Originally Posted by Davey

I think my wife and I had known each other for like 6 months, she was at my apartment watching a movie, I made dinner, we had a couple of drinks...

So we're sitting there and her head starts leaning over and she falls asleep on my shoulder. About 5 minutes later, I hear it.

Just a short 1/2 second. She takes her head off my shoulder and says, "Did I just fart?" and I laughed and said "Yep." She went back to sleep.

The next day I told her to NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN... EVER.