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Originally Posted by Davey
I think my wife and I had known each other for like 6 months, she was at my apartment watching a movie, I made dinner, we had a couple of drinks...
So we're sitting there and her head starts leaning over and she falls asleep on my shoulder. About 5 minutes later, I hear it. 
Just a short 1/2 second. She takes her head off my shoulder and says, "Did I just fart?" and I laughed and said "Yep." She went back to sleep.
The next day I told her to NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN... EVER.   |
bro,... we were visiting my dad right after we got married(mind you I have known her for almost 11 years at this point). I am laying on her lap.. and all the sudden the stink of fart permeates my nostrils, and I look up at her, and she just smiles... i think to myself.."you fuc
kin bitch"... she can read my mind, so she, nods, and says, "I know honey.. I know..." LOLOLOL