Was in Cracker Barrel this evening eating dinner with my lovely wife when the waitress asked me if I'd "like more tea, darlin"? I said "yes, thank you"! She proceeded to pour copious amounts of tea and large chunks of ice into my waiting glass, the biggest chunks of which splashed so vigorously that my face was inadvertently treated to a surprise helping.
I should've brought a poncho. I had no idea I was in the splash zone.