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Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:22 PM

My favorite was my junior year of college when my friend and I were heading to Baylor University (baptist) for a party with some friends. We were drinking at like 2 am one night and the idea just hit us...went to wal-mart and bought all of our materials and stayed up all night making our costumes.

i got an old hat and set it up backwards and used great-stuff foam to shape it into a Penis head. I also ran some air-line tubing from the tip down through the hat (you'll see why later). After the foam dried it was cut to shape, covered in duct tape, and painted it a skin color. it is now a penis-head that you can wear as a hat, and has a small tube to run fluid trough and out the tip

For the body, I died some white pants and shirt a skin color, and took a purple sharpie and drew veins all over them. For the balls I did the same with a pillowcase, hung it from a belt, and put 2 of those big bouncie balls from wally world in it. To top it all off, I wore a black sport-jacket and called myself a "Corporate Dick".

Now, I'm about 5'9, and my friend is about 6' tall, so he decided he needed to go as a ruler and we'd just walk around together all night. So like 10 sheets of yellow posterboard and a lot of black sharpie pen, some cuts, and some staples, and he's a 6'6" tall ruler, labeled up to 8 inches or something like that.

In the course of the night, I had dozens of women fondle my balls, including a few that were married. I gave out a few pearl necklace's, a few face shots, and a few back shots, I even had a swallower. Keep in mind though, we are on a Baptist universities campus doing this

09-24-2009, 01:22 PM	#33074 (permalink)
Caravanshaka I shake Caravans Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: north Dallas Posts: 9,517 Drives: everyone crazy Rep Power: 42	My favorite was my junior year of college when my friend and I were heading to Baylor University (baptist) for a party with some friends. We were drinking at like 2 am one night and the idea just hit us...went to wal-mart and bought all of our materials and stayed up all night making our costumes. i got an old hat and set it up backwards and used great-stuff foam to shape it into a Penis head. I also ran some air-line tubing from the tip down through the hat (you'll see why later). After the foam dried it was cut to shape, covered in duct tape, and painted it a skin color. it is now a penis-head that you can wear as a hat, and has a small tube to run fluid trough and out the tip For the body, I died some white pants and shirt a skin color, and took a purple sharpie and drew veins all over them. For the balls I did the same with a pillowcase, hung it from a belt, and put 2 of those big bouncie balls from wally world in it. To top it all off, I wore a black sport-jacket and called myself a "Corporate Dick". Now, I'm about 5'9, and my friend is about 6' tall, so he decided he needed to go as a ruler and we'd just walk around together all night. So like 10 sheets of yellow posterboard and a lot of black sharpie pen, some cuts, and some staples, and he's a 6'6" tall ruler, labeled up to 8 inches or something like that. In the course of the night, I had dozens of women fondle my balls, including a few that were married. I gave out a few pearl necklace's, a few face shots, and a few back shots, I even had a swallower. Keep in mind though, we are on a Baptist universities campus doing this __________________ ____________________ PROJECT DiaD - Sold but not forgotten! The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole. Last edited by Caravanshaka; 09-24-2009 at 01:26 PM.