For those of you who would like to know there is a mathmatical equation for the perfect ***, and here it is:
(S + C) X (B + F)
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...... T = V
S = Shape or droopiness
C = How sperical the buttocks are
B = Wobble or bounce
F = Firmness
T = Hip to wait ratio
V = skin texture and presence of celulite
There you go

work it out