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I posted this story on my old local 370Z page and thought you might get a kick out of it... (For the record, I am an equal opportunity racist, I hate everyone, and my own people the most, so when you see "Mr. India", please don't get offended, it just adds the flavor necessary to the story, LOL)

Oh, and because most of you have never met me, I am not exactly a small guy... I had my full Osama beard at the time, I'm 6'3", and my leg probably weighs as much as most forum members, LOL (so you can invision the intimidation factor when I did what I did)



FB preface: (some of those local members do not know me)

If you want to read a kind of funny story, look on my status updates...
Fair warning, you'll get insight to my assholishness (if you know me well enough, I hope you know I'm not that much of an ásshole, just a hard shell of ásshole, LOL), and there is some language in it


Soooooo...

Let me set up a scenario. I am sitting at a red light, and you can obviously tell that a guy making a left from the other side of the road gunned it to make the red, but actually ran the red...
I have a bad habit of gunning it, thank god for that auto, straight towards that person's car and slamming the horn just to scare the shít out of that person so they know not to do it again...

Today, this guy made a right turn into the lane I was making a left into... I had a green light, he ran the red, so I did the usual of GUNNING IT, SLAMMING the horn, and "swerving" out of the way... The guy then follows ME into the parking lot, and after I park, sits there and rolls his window down and yelled, (IN A REALLY THICK INDIAN ACCENT) [I will be notated by "--" and Mr. India will be "-"
-Hey, who had the right of way?!?!?!
--ME, what are you, fúcking crazy???!!!???!!!???!!! I had the GREEN light, you ran a red, get the fúck out of here! (Started walking away to Starbucks)
-You want me to call the police and report you?
--Yes, fúck it, I'll call them, watch. What are you going to tell them? That you RAN A RED??? (Walked up to the guy's car, showed him who I was dialing and gave him my phone)
-Hey, no need to call the police, we are Nissan brothers (he was in an Infiniti M35h) C'mon, we are both from PV, (high end neighborhood for those outside CA) I thought you would be nice man
--No, I'm from Texas, see the plates?

-Who had the right of way? (Inside voice now)
--I did, I had a green, you ran a red.
-Ok, I am sorry, you are right my friend. I know this is stressful time with Christmas shopping and such.

(I was LAUGHING MY ÁSS OFF at this moment in my head)

I hung up the phone and said,
--Look, at least you're not being an ásshole, drive safe sir, have a good day.
-OK, thank you

(Guy drove away) I felt like an ásshole a bit because I probably made this guy shít his pants once or twice, and I though this story and him saying "Nissan brothers" was CLASSIC. So I got him a gift card from Starbucks and put it on his windshield with a note saying sorry about the driving issue, at least let me buy you a drink.