Secured the door pulls and relocated trunk release outside of car. Using zip ties for handles, for now.
Bought some little rubberized clamps from Lowe's, powdercoated them satin black and used factory holes for anchors:
anchored this one down inside and have it just sticking out the back license plate hole. I was going to have it on the inside, right behind my drivers seat, but with the wing, it requires pulling on it while simultaneously lifting the hatch, and the car doesn't lock anymore anyways.