Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

I would have done jazz hands. Best way to get out of a bad situation.

If I am threatened I use jazz hands in my fighting stance. It's a confusion tactic. The opponent thinks, "is he going to hit me or is he going to kiss me?" If he's straight he runs. If he's gay... well at least you didn't get in a fight.

If that fails, I have my Glock.