Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later.
Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl.
Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth.
Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis.
I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap.
Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon)
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