Haven't contributed in a while:
I actually witnessed this guy parking. He got a note reminding him that big boys park inside the lines. This in a full parking garage.
Next exhibit:
Well, he/she (probably she but you didn't hear me say that) did park parallel to the lines at least. Just a little far to the right. The two spaces to their left were empty.
I'm not sure how this (a) happened in the first place (b) did not get fixed when they noticed the car was leaning.