09-17-2012, 03:59 PM
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#2696 (permalink)
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A True Z Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Surface of the sun.
Posts: 13,159
Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG
Rep Power: 1387
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blackcherry20
PARKING VIOLATION
PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
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 I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.
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