Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: What's the difference between your paycheck and your ****?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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