Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker

Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves.

Maybe this is the way to bring her back?

She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened.

He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".