Originally Posted by Davey

Stop me if you've heard this one... Well OK you can't, and you probably have. But it's my favorite joke. Anyway...

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Hey, rabbit, do you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks disgustedly at the bear and says "No, I don't."

So the bear wipes his *** with the rabbit.