random girl in parking lot
" i literally had an orgasm when you pulled up"
Girl Friend
*after opening the door and sitting in my car*
" OMG! .................... orgasm!"
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Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin.
Facebook
i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!
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