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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang
Because of my burns I have limited arm movement. I am effectively a T-rex. Can't reach for anything. Driving is difficult. Everything is just painful because I have a dress shirt on, which rubs against my burns when I move.  |
You have a penis right?
kidding kidding.
Get the little lady to lube you up with the aloe vera, you might be able to milk it for a few more days
