The key to maintaining personal privacy outside of MAZOC is to never, ever tell us you have plans. Under any circumstances!
You see, we don't know what you are doing or where you are doing it. But what we do know is that we have a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you don't tell us of your plans, that will be the end of it. We will not look for you. We will not embarrass you. But if you do tell us you have plans, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will embarrass you in front of all your friends and family.
