So, I just turned the local news on, and a breaking news story is that some whack job jumped into a school bus and pulled the driver out of the seat, then he jumped behind the wheel and drove the school bus (full of kids) down an embankment, crashed through a fence, and came to a stop in a field. The whole thing was witnessed by some construction guys who ran over and pulled the guy out of the bus and held him down on the ground until the cops arrived. Kids were literally jumping out of the windows while the bus was rolling. Ambulances everywhere on the scene. And here's the best part. The guy was wearing nothing except for sweat pants rolled down around his ankles and . . . wait for it, wait for it . . . a condom.
