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Originally Posted by shadoquad
"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."
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Originally Posted by sixpax
This one worked in Germany for me a few times while recouping with two broken arms in Wiesbaden:
"My balls itch ... can you help me out?"  |
I can actually see this happening, but as you stated both of your arms were broken. If both arms were not broken, then no way in hell would this fly.