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Originally Posted by Zoren 370
Haha...That was really hard to the point!
Anyway the other day I was in a Nissan dealership near my place checking out the 2013 Nissan GTR black edition with the tag of 107K. Man that car is really like.... you wanted to rob a bank and buy it.
Anyhow this nice female sales rep approach me and gladly assist me walk around the car and answer my questions,after about 20mins of exchanging ideas she pop the 107K question.
Well sir what would it take for you to buy this car?
I froze for about a minute like a cat just got my nuts.
Well I answered first I would rob a bank, next file for a divorce then go buy this car and have you for a lovely breakfast date.
She looked at me and gave me her calling card and gave me a wonderful smile!
Is that a positive response or negative???
Now I need to find a BANK to rob! haha Told you Im not good at this...
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Haha lol. That could go either way. My guess is that she just found it funny and also knew that you weren't going to buy anything so just gave you her card. As for the smile, she probably saw it as a compliment (the date part) and that you made her laugh. But since you're married I wouldn't advise you pursue at all, but you could at least just build a "professional" relationship with her and go through her to buy any and all of your next vehicles. She'll appriciate at least.
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Originally Posted by gsxr750
Best and most effective pick up line is " Hi " I'm ( ______) and then start talking, be sincere and real.
A lot more effectve than any B.S. "Down Town Tony Pickup Lines", that will just get laughed at by most women.
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Had to comment on this one as well lol. First off stupid pick up lines actually work. I'm dead serious, but the catch is that you must be able to follow up with something else. For most women you can't just walk up saying something like "did it hurt? when you fell from heavan" lol. She will look at you like you're an idiot and possibly think, "did this guy really just say that to me?" Then you're done in her and all of her friends eyes lol. But if you can do that then follow up with possibly the "Hi, I'm (___)" or whatever while also proving that you were just being funny. Then that'll let her know that you have a sense of humor and probably make her laugh, which is always a good thing. So like you said Gixxer you should be yourself and real, but what if real for you is sarcastic and funny? Just saying
