i went to the dentist...
dentist: "i will have to freeze ur jaw"
me: "nah, it's okay"
dentist: "i have to, it's procedure"
me: "doc, i got to be somewhere right after, i can't have my mouth numb...lol"
dentist: "okay then"
me: "thanks"
**drilling** me: "god damn that hurt"
dentist: "i told you so"
me: "i can take the pain, good day"
dentist: "

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