I don't understand people who park in the middle between 2 spots. The reasoning is that it's in the middle of nowhere, where no one parks.. so it's okay? Well if it's really no man's land where no one parks.. then why are you worried? Now if that's not the case or the lot fills up to where your car is.. are you still not a douche regardless, for taking 2 spots up?
I would never vandalize someone's ride, no matter what the car.. but the diagonal parkers and 2-spotters.. I don't sympathize with them 'at all' if/when their cars get keyed or whatever.
I mean look at these 2 butt buddies with their trash. I really hope someone scratched their ****. Keep in mind the parking lot is 'completely full' 15 mins later.