Originally Posted by sloterg

so one day i tell my gf i have a surprise for her and tell her to get ready. so i make this dinner for my her, with candles, nice lil table decorations and all that other crap. i still lived at home with my parents at this time. the house was completely empty for most of the day, and i didnt know why. so i go to pick her up and i come back and my parents are eating the food and thank me cuz i remembered it was their anniversary. FML