Originally Posted by ZDayZ

Yeah, don't be too terribly sure about that.

It usually goes like this:
"Spent thousands of dollars on suspension.
Traveled hundreds and hundreds of miles to possibly the best roads in the nation.
Drove the Dragon once.
Spent the next 3.5 days drinking with 500 people I just met, but I call them my best friends anyway.
Reserved room for next year before leaving.
Googled '12 Step Alcohol Programs' and 'liver transplant' upon arriving home."

-Todd