Originally Posted by gurneyeagle

CONGRATULATIONS!

You sir have just won a set of used H&R DRS 20MM spacers and studs.

Please forward your mailing address, social security number, date of birth, last five year's tax returns, birth certificate, home mortgage number, all bank account and credit card info and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:

gurneyeagle enterprises
P.O. Box Z34
Katayama Ranch, Nigeria

Also, I am trying to transfer $100 million out of the country and need your help. Can you assist me? I am a prince that has been ex-communicated from the Royal Family looking to start a new life in the United States.

With the help of a friend in Sacramento, CA I will be investing in a Nissan Speed shop and diner specializing in the importation, sales and installation of yellow Koni shock absorbers and Swift springs. The menu will feature what I am told is an American delicacy - charburgers and cheezy fries smothered in poutine. Is that anything like what we refer in my country to as poontang?

Your gracious help is most appreciated with my endeavors.