Newbies! We love fresh meat.
You guys will have a blast. Just find one of us, listen to some stories, then ask a vet what their favorite road is (mine is the Cherohala Skyway, I actually come in and leave every year that way going through Telico Plains, even though it's an hour longer) and then go drive it! When you get back from your first adventure... we drink!
I will NOT be in a staff shirt (if I can help it) but just look for the absurdly low (to the point of nonfunctional), horridly loud, G35 on matte blue wheels. Shouldn't be too many of those scraping around. ha
-Todd