Alligator in a bar ......
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. The bartender tells the customer he has to leave because of the dangerous gator. The customer says no you don't understand, this is a tame alligator. The bartender replys, you're going to have to prove it or you're both out of here. The customer says, tell you what I'm going to open the alligators mouth, and put my d _ _ k in there for five minutes and nothings going to happen. Bartender replies.... Wow if you do that not only will it prove the alligator is tame, but the drinks are on me. The guy whips it out , puts it in the alligators mouth, and after five minutes, nothing has happened. The bartender says "I got to hand it to you buddy, that really is a tame alligator" As the bartender sets up the guys drink he asks the other customers " Anybody else want to try it?" A little guy at the end of the bar sheepishly responds "I'd like to try it, but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open for five minutes....
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