Originally Posted by waaaasabi

Beyond the fact that I didn't wanna ruin your meet (like I did with the NYC meets) and convert everyone into BMW nut huggers with my candy, there are several caveats to the claim that I had candy that I should've disclosed beforehand:

1. The candy is only for young girls.
2. The candy is in my pants.
3. You have to dig the candy out yourself.
4. But you can't use your hands; you can only use your mouth.
4.a. Under no circumstance are teeth allowed.