How Marriage Works...
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm
going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because
the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out
of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuv res, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your ******* beer in your
goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are
married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, *******?" and,
they lived happily ever after.
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