Best way to keep **** off your record, always give false names...
It's kept me clean for the better part of 12 years now.
And if you're running short of names, just use mine. There's no less than 3.8 million just on Facebook alone...
I just ran a background check for my
name and
birthplace and
age all
together and still came up with 100+ entries. So good luck coppa' trying to find 'Me'.