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RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 02:46 PM

being married for...ahem, 20 years, I understand this guys pain. That said, I also figured out how to get my wife to offer the Z to me AND thank me for buying it. Here's what you do...

1. Pretend that you have no appetite and eat out before you get home. Say "I don't know what's wrong with me" a lot! MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE FOOD RECEIPTS IN YOUR POCKETS!!

2. Be sure to leave pics of a Z up on a website right before she uses the computer. Put the computer in hibernate so she has to turn it on, but when she does, she'll see what website you were looking at. MAKE SURE TO DELETE THE HISTORY OF PORN BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!! (see number 3)

3. Look at porn! Try to avoid having sex with your wife as much as possible. Looking at porn will remind you of what other women look like!!

4. Tell your wife that you love her but you are just so depressed with your life. You don't want to get old and you don't want to be 90 years old driving around in a Z. You want to enjoy life while you are young!

5. Once she says "go buy it", you will unequivocally have to visit the carpet store, know what I mean?

6. Buy the car and continue to give her affection while you both are signing the papers.

7. Discontinue 1-3 immediately! Thats right, NO MORE PORN! you will have to give her the sex she's been missing. It's tough but a small price to pay for a Z!

8. Consider that #4-7 are like part of your car payment. Don't vacillate between alternatives! Once you stop #4-7, YOUR NEW Z WILL BE REPOSSESSED LIKE THIS POOR GUYS WAS!

That's should get you married guys started. Good luck!

01-06-2012, 02:46 PM	#86 (permalink)
RoadZter Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Sunny South Texas! Posts: 228 Drives: 370z Roadster Rep Power: 13	being married for...ahem, 20 years, I understand this guys pain. That said, I also figured out how to get my wife to offer the Z to me AND thank me for buying it. Here's what you do... 1. Pretend that you have no appetite and eat out before you get home. Say "I don't know what's wrong with me" a lot! MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE FOOD RECEIPTS IN YOUR POCKETS!! 2. Be sure to leave pics of a Z up on a website right before she uses the computer. Put the computer in hibernate so she has to turn it on, but when she does, she'll see what website you were looking at. MAKE SURE TO DELETE THE HISTORY OF PORN BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!! (see number 3) 3. Look at porn! Try to avoid having sex with your wife as much as possible. Looking at porn will remind you of what other women look like!! 4. Tell your wife that you love her but you are just so depressed with your life. You don't want to get old and you don't want to be 90 years old driving around in a Z. You want to enjoy life while you are young! 5. Once she says "go buy it", you will unequivocally have to visit the carpet store, know what I mean? 6. Buy the car and continue to give her affection while you both are signing the papers. 7. Discontinue 1-3 immediately! Thats right, NO MORE PORN! you will have to give her the sex she's been missing. It's tough but a small price to pay for a Z! 8. Consider that #4-7 are like part of your car payment. Don't vacillate between alternatives! Once you stop #4-7, YOUR NEW Z WILL BE REPOSSESSED LIKE THIS POOR GUYS WAS! That's should get you married guys started. Good luck! __________________ 2008 Nissan Titan Crew, 2010 Nissan 370Z Roadster 2011 Mercedes GL 450 "Guess who drives the Nissans?"