Happy B-day Happy. I see you bought yourself a gift that really SUX. It might actually be a good way to get stuff that falls next to the seat out. Like chicken feet or sushi. Going to the local cat and dog buffet tonight. As I say a billion Chinese people can't be wrong.
Oh they have a sushi bar also. The guy makes them as you watch. I need a Rosseta stone lesson in ordering sushi LOL.