so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks.
ill start with what i did to the GF today who has been nagging me about drinking too much beer...
VIA text message:
ME: babe, ive been thinking, so i decided to read up about drinking and it can do some nasty stuff to your body, really scared me. so, thats it.....
HER
h im super glad babe! i told you that **** was terrible for you.....what did it say?
ME: i donno, but after today, no more ******* reading for me.
Her: !$!~#$!#$............lol
next?