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Old 08-10-2009, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
racerxj17
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Default best jokes/pranks

so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks.


ill start with what i did to the GF today who has been nagging me about drinking too much beer...

VIA text message:

ME: babe, ive been thinking, so i decided to read up about drinking and it can do some nasty stuff to your body, really scared me. so, thats it.....

HERh im super glad babe! i told you that **** was terrible for you.....what did it say?

ME: i donno, but after today, no more ******* reading for me.

Her: !$!~#$!#$............lol


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